Viz: The Soft Floppy One - Manual
Through the magic of microchip technology you are about to be
whisked from your dull, drab (or if like me Teddystacker - living
room) bedroom to the town of Fulchester to take part in a
spectacular race between Viz favourites,Johnny Fartpants,Buster
Gonad and Biffa Bacon.Others to look out for will include the Fat
Slags,Mrs Brady,The Parkie,Spoilt Bastard,Aldridge Prior,Bertie
Blunt,Finbarr Saunders and Sid The Sexist.
The race will of course be covered by FTV'S own Roger Mellie.
The game begins in the changing room where you choose your
character using the joystick.Press "FIRE" to select the character
of your choice.
The race takes place over five sections,Country,Town,Building
Site,Beach and Disco.The object is to win all five
sections.Should you lose one, you will have to do it again.
If your character falls over,off a cliff,or off the screen, he
must wait for a short while before returning to the race.For
every fall he receives a shame token.Three of these and he is out
of the game.
Lane discipline will be maintained by the referee,Rodney Rix, who
will throw bricks at anyone leaving their lane.
Each of the three characters has his own special powers to help
him complete the course,and each contestant has two bonus levels
on which they can gain tokens for use later.
Biffa's abbrasive no-nonense style makes him a favourite to win
the race.Indeed, his face-punching,teeth-kicking antics have
established young biffa as a firm favourite among less
intelligent Viz readers.
Biffa bashes his way through many obstacles using punch
power.Press fire and biffa exchanges power tokens for bunches of
five, walloping all and sundry out of the way.
For special power hold down "FIRE" button for about one
second,release and press it again and Biffa becomes convinced
that someone has "SPILLED HIS PINT!" Needless to say he immediately
goes into a uncontrolled fighting frenzy.
BONUS LEVEL ONE
"Pint Drinking" is by means by which Biffa accumulates his power.
Wiggle the joystick and Biffa will drink a pint.
BONUS LEVEL TWO
Bricks rain down on Biffa.Move the joystick up to BUTT them,
right to PUNCH them or down to KICK them, thus obtaining tokens.
Probably the most notorious Viz characters of all, Johnny owes his
success to a windy bottom.Indeed his pumping Pranks have become
legend,while his underpants have become brown and
dirty.Anyway,with his diet of pickled eggs, Johnny will try to
win the race using chuff power.
Hold down "FIRE" button for about a second,release,and press
again to unleash Johnnys Super Power - a massive curry-induced
Press "FIRE" once and Johnny releases a bottom Burp which propels
him forwards, and over obstacles.
FIRST BONUS LEVEL
Waggle your joystick and Johnny will use his special anal
inflation technique to blow up balloons.(But dont over-fart it,or
the balloon - and your bonus will blow away)
SECOND BONUS LEVEL
By wiggling the joystick,Johnny is Pump-propelled up the special
farting scale, winning tokens as he goes.
Regular readers of VIZ willhave guessed how buster progresses
through the game.He uses his plum power,bouncing along astride
his massive nuts.Press "FIRE" and exchange a token for one Buster
Or use buster's special powers + hold down the "FIRE" button for
about a second,release it and press it again and Buster carts his
Bollocks along in a wheelbarrow for extra speed.
BONUS LEVEL ONE
Buster gains power tokens by Pancake Flattening,using his bulbous
balls to flatten lumps of dough produced by the pancake
machine.Just waggle the joystick and Buster drops his plumbs (but
make sure that the pancake is flat or it will not count).
BONUS LEVEL TWO
Wiggle the joystick and Buster bounces higher and higher.The
higher he goes,the more his scrotes ache, but the more tokens you
F1 - Speech On / Off
F3 - Music On / Off
P - Pause
Q - Quit Game (While Paused)
MOVEMENT BY JOYSTICK ONLY
Typed by TEDDYSTACKER on 06-04-91 for SEWER SOFTWARE