Viz: The Soft Floppy One - Manual

                         THE GAME
                         ~~~~~~~~~
Through the magic of microchip technology you are about to be 
whisked from your dull, drab (or if like me Teddystacker - living 
room) bedroom to the town of Fulchester to take part in a 
spectacular race between Viz favourites,Johnny Fartpants,Buster 
Gonad and Biffa Bacon.Others to look out for will include the Fat 
Slags,Mrs Brady,The Parkie,Spoilt Bastard,Aldridge Prior,Bertie 
Blunt,Finbarr Saunders and Sid The Sexist.

The race will of course be covered by FTV'S own Roger Mellie.

The game begins in the changing room where you choose your 
character using the joystick.Press "FIRE" to select the character 
of your choice.

The race takes place over five sections,Country,Town,Building 
Site,Beach and Disco.The object is to win all five 
sections.Should you lose one, you will have to do it again.

If your character falls over,off a cliff,or off the screen, he 
must wait for a short while before returning to the race.For 
every fall he receives a shame token.Three of these and he is out 
of the game.

Lane discipline will be maintained by the referee,Rodney Rix, who 
will throw bricks at anyone leaving their lane.

Each of the three characters has his own special powers to help 
him complete the course,and each contestant has two bonus levels 
on which they can gain tokens for use later.

                           BIFFA BACON
                           ~~~~~~~~~~~
Biffa's abbrasive no-nonense style makes him a favourite to win 
the race.Indeed, his face-punching,teeth-kicking antics have 
established young biffa as a firm favourite among less 
intelligent Viz readers.

Biffa bashes his way through many obstacles using punch 
power.Press fire and biffa exchanges power tokens for bunches of 
five, walloping all and sundry out of the way.

For special power hold down "FIRE" button for about one 
second,release and press it again and Biffa becomes convinced 
that someone has "SPILLED HIS PINT!" Needless to say he immediately 
goes into a uncontrolled fighting frenzy.

BONUS LEVEL ONE

"Pint Drinking" is by means by which Biffa accumulates his power.
Wiggle the joystick and Biffa will drink a pint.

BONUS LEVEL TWO

Bricks rain down on Biffa.Move the joystick up to BUTT them, 
right to PUNCH them or down to KICK them, thus obtaining tokens.


                       JOHNNY FARTPANTS
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Probably the most notorious Viz characters of all, Johnny owes his 
success to a windy bottom.Indeed his pumping Pranks have become 
legend,while his underpants have become brown and 
dirty.Anyway,with his diet of pickled eggs, Johnny will try to 
win the race using chuff power.

Hold down "FIRE" button for about a second,release,and press 
again to unleash Johnnys Super Power - a massive curry-induced 
"MEGA PUMP".

Press "FIRE" once and Johnny releases a bottom Burp which propels 
him forwards, and over obstacles.

FIRST BONUS LEVEL

Waggle your joystick and Johnny will use his special anal 
inflation technique to blow up balloons.(But dont over-fart it,or 
the balloon - and your bonus will blow away)

SECOND BONUS LEVEL

By wiggling the joystick,Johnny is Pump-propelled up the special 
farting scale, winning tokens as he goes.
                       

                         BUSTER GONAD
                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Regular readers of VIZ willhave guessed how buster progresses 
through the game.He uses his plum power,bouncing along astride 
his massive nuts.Press "FIRE" and exchange a token for one Buster 
Ball Bounce.

Or use buster's special powers + hold down the "FIRE" button for 
about a second,release it and press it again and Buster carts his 
Bollocks along in a wheelbarrow for extra speed.

BONUS LEVEL ONE

Buster gains power tokens by Pancake Flattening,using his bulbous 
balls to flatten lumps of dough produced by the pancake 
machine.Just waggle the joystick and Buster drops his plumbs (but 
make sure that the pancake is flat or it will not count).

BONUS LEVEL TWO

Wiggle the joystick and Buster bounces higher and higher.The 
higher he goes,the more his scrotes ache, but the more tokens you 
gain.


                        KEY CONTROLS
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         F1    -    Speech On / Off

         F3    -    Music   On / Off

         P     -    Pause

         Q     -    Quit Game (While Paused)

          MOVEMENT BY JOYSTICK ONLY

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Typed by TEDDYSTACKER on 06-04-91 for SEWER SOFTWARE